Left the Id at Cheer practice the other day! In my defense, I thought daddy had her and he
thought I had her . . . but, the sad part, we were sitting inches away from
each other at the Ego's softball game and neither of us realized that the other hadn’t gone and picked up the Id.
Nana just put this in her custody file, but in my defense, I
would like to remind her of the time circa 1987 when she put Sir in charge of picking up me and my sister and brother from school. Lets just say that was my first experience in walking home!
At the moment I realized we were late for picking up the Id,
I was reading an e-mail from a friend who said “I don’t know how you keep it
all straight, I only have two kids and I can’t keep track.” After I caught my breath from racing to pick
up the Id, I e-mailed back and said “I actually don’t keep track, I just fake
it really well!”
And so, I decided to share a few confessions about some recent incidents and how you know
you’re distracted and overcommitted:
1)
If you’ve ever violated your husband’s man cave
and ergo your garage looks like THIS for six weeks . . .
There is actually an additional layer of cookies behind those, and this is only 1/3 of the cookies that were actually in there at any given time. |
2)
If your oldest child has ever asked you to
repeat the following “(Id), stop twerking
in your sister’s chair” and it’s not until you’ve finished the sentence
that you realize what you were saying to your youngest child
. . . You’re definitely distracted.
3)
If you’ve ever put your oldest child in a time
out, and it’s not until AFTER you take this photo that you realize she is
supposed to be in time out, not holding court
. . . You’re definitely distracted.
4)
If you’ve ever handed your children $60 at a
movie theater snack bar and have no idea how you only have $5.50 change
. . . You’re definitely distracted.
And finally . . .
5)
If you’ve ever gone on a late night Target shopping trip (because you forgot to pick up your leprechaun items for St. Patrick's Day and did NOT want your children to find out there is no leprechaun), and spent 10 minutes with SOMEONE ELSE’S CART
My cart . . .
|
. . . It’s time to get your sh*t together!!
And speaking of that, I found a fantastic app thanks to one
of my friends. It’s called CalenMob and
it’s the Google Calendar app. My iCal
calendar sucks and half the time I can’t update my calendar. The CalenMob app
is awesome and has made such a difference.
I can even color code the calendars so I can keep track of who has to be
where. Of course, it looks like the
Easter Bunny has used my calendar for target practice, and it CANNOT fix my "mushy mommy brain" but it has helped me
keep my sh*t straight.
Also, everyday right before bed we have started holding a P.O.D. time (my military friends will appreciate that). It's the Plan of the Day so that we can all see what's going to happen the next day and can plan ahead for who's going to pick up which kid and where!! We haven't missed a pick up yet! (Of course, it has only been a week.)
Each of the dots is a different person's calendar - ie the Superego is Orange, Ego is Blue and Id is Pink. And then of course we add all of mommy and daddy's stuff and we're not free until 2015!! |
And one last thing before I go, a quick shout out to my friend Patti and
her daughter Lexi. A few weeks ago Lexi
had a birthday party and she decided to donate her presents to children at the
Polinsky Children’s Center. Big shout
out to my aunt Pam who helped facilitate a visit to the Center and a huge thank
you to Lexi who had her birthday party (with a heart) and made a huge
difference for the children at the Center!
Aunt Pam and Lexi at the Center |
POD, yes I love it! Unfortunately, I have all of the above except #4 (because I never have cash, lol) on my Mommy-of-the-Year resume. Here's to being busy and distracted because we are committed and engaged!
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