It's the first official day of summer, and mommy has survived the first full week of summer vacation. I'll just admit that mommy hasn't quite broken open the case of Skinny Girl, but she's REALLY thankful that next week is a full week of Summer Camp!
To start out the summer vacation, we HAD to do nothing other than . . . go to the beach, of course. But, what happens when it's 1 day in to summer vacation and you really piss the mommy off?! Well, lets just say that the Id (the baby) found out!
|Little booger spent the entire time at the beach in that chair reading a book. |
Mommy is so mean she didn't even let her make a sandcastle!!
First we'll start with the "Nots" since they were the hardest lessons.
1) Go to a family wedding without your husband and children. For if you do, you may find out that you have come home to welcome a new member of your family.
2) Beach Reading on your kindle or phone (so as to be inconspicuous). My favorites that I have recently read (Note to my mother and mother in law, close your eyes for this part) are Ex on the Beach by Kim Law and the first two books of the Stark Trilogy by J. Kenner (and don't blush, you know you all read these books, you're just not willing to admit it - so, I'll let you hide behind me)! And no, I didn't get paid to suggest these books. I truly loved them!
3) Snow cone machine!!! Cheapest entertainment for the kids and their friends will be awed at how you make them!!
I hope your summer is off to a fantastic start and I'm now off to a first week of summer girls night celebration for some mommy style snow cones!!